Video Post Thu, Jul. 19, 2012 47,704 notes

aubreylicious:

typette:

wellthatsjustgreat:

At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

  • No Pulp
  • With Pulp
  • MORE Pulp
  • LOADED With Pulp

They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

  • Loaded With Even More Pulp
  • Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
  • Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
  • Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
  • Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
  • I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
  • Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
  • No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
  • An Orange

as one of “those” people who really love super pulpy orange juice this is hysterical ahahaha pulp gets funny after saying it a few times, bahahaha

this again hahahaha

(via arcademiss-fortune)




COMMENTS
  1. eldritch-cthulhu reblogged this from phylacterystashbox
  2. stranger---danger reblogged this from hot-yiffers
  3. ontheweekdaysimbug reblogged this from soleilvioleta
  4. vcox57 reblogged this from a-dash-of-lyv
  5. a-dash-of-lyv reblogged this from kings---cross
  6. kings---cross reblogged this from soleilvioleta
  7. soleilvioleta reblogged this from trickcandlenevergoesout
  8. trickcandlenevergoesout reblogged this from chestnutpaste
  9. chestnutpaste reblogged this from cuddlemunster
  10. cuddlemunster reblogged this from zulenha
  11. seasidefanasties reblogged this from elixiroverdose
  12. notcollinbaker reblogged this from sleightofpaint
  13. that-one-fox reblogged this from that-one-fox
  14. russellsprout16 reblogged this from turkey-imported-from-maine
  15. lydiaaawells reblogged this from maddiemichelllee
  16. maddiemichelllee reblogged this from senorslenderman
  17. blessthismessofmine reblogged this from xojaninelouise and added:
    It’s our favorite xojaninelouise!
  18. xojaninelouise reblogged this from fuck1ng-cunts
  19. rawrs-liek-a-tigar reblogged this from cumbertveit98
  20. cumbertveit98 reblogged this from misharulestheworld
  21. nickongkingkong reblogged this from eevee-training
  22. thee-newclassic reblogged this from unculturedshit
  23. kivvifruit reblogged this from bearded-tuba
  24. llama-of-paradise reblogged this from fluffyoceanprincess
  25. fluffyoceanprincess reblogged this from brenanski
  26. uhhhhhhhhh-tina reblogged this from unculturedshit
  27. ialwaysthoughtiwouldbeokay reblogged this from grammer-natzi
  28. connerguyer reblogged this from marxthspot
  29. marxthspot reblogged this from imnicoleokay
  30. rikuroyalty reblogged this from unculturedshit
  31. brenanski reblogged this from teenage-mutant-ninja-squirrels
  32. senorslenderman reblogged this from unholystromboli
  33. happyg0fuckyourself reblogged this from changingwayslikewaves
1/1